Wednesday, January 2, 2008

TEN UNLIKELY HEADLINES IN 2008

1) BRITNEY SPEARS QUITS SHOWBIZ TO BECOME HIGH SCHOOL GUIDANCE COUNSELOR.
2) BIN-LADIN CAPTURED: ADMITS TO BEING JOHN KERRY'S LONG LOST BROTHER.
3) OBAMA WINS PRESIDENCY: VOWS TO UPHOLD CONSTITUTION AND ALL PROMISES MADE TO OPRAH.
4) PARIS HILTON SAYS SHE WILL BEND OVER BACKWARD TO HELP ENTERTAIN TROOPS.
5) ANN COULTER PREGNANT WITH BILL CLINTON'S BABY.
6) HILLARY CLINTON PREGNANT WITH ROSIE O'DONNELL'S BABY.
7) JOHN EDWARDS WINS "DANCING WITH THE STARS."
8) MILITARY WITHDRAWN FROM IRAQ: SENT TO LOS ANGELES.
9) COMMANDER OF LA. TROOPS SAYS HE LONGS FOR PEACEFUL DAYS FIGHTING INSURGENTS.
10) ALL THE CHILDREN IN STATE OF KANSAS ADOPTED BY ANGELINA AND BRAD.

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